Naked-marriage-sex ban

Agence France-Presse ^ | January 11, 2006 | News.com.au

[generalhammond]

AN Egyptian cleric's controversial fatwa claiming that nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage has uncovered a rift among Islamic scholars...

[Txshep]

Aw Jeez, brought in the kiddos for the HD pictures of furrineers who don't bathe, women who love toupees covering their armpits, gum disease from another socialist professional periodontal system failure and the leaning tower of power of the fool Jacques Chirac. We were sorely disappointed.

Tomorrow's another day on Fox.

[Buck W.]

It occurs to me that we haven't had a good post from "Ask the Imam" in a while. These are on topic:

http://islam.tc/ask-imam/view.php?q=15020
http://islam.tc/ask-imam/view.php?q=15625
http://islam.tc/ask-imam/view.php?q=15789

[SALChamps03]

My standard response to any story detailing the insanity of Islam:

F$%k Islam; F$%k Muslims.

[farlander]

Sadly, no. This is real.

[Alouette]

Orthodox Jews also practice something similar....using a sheet with a single hole in it. Not being Orthodox about anything, I can't confirm that...

Well, being Orthodox about everything, I can confirm that it is NOT TRUE.

[ReignOfError]

And here I thought all those people having sex with their socks on just had cold feet. Turns out they're Muslims!

[Caramelgal]

Oh baby, oh baby. Looking at those naked ankles, those sumptuous naked elbows get me sooo hot. Not the naked knees! Did just see an earlobe, oh no, no don’t’, don’t stop, oh oh oh oh awh!

OK you can put the burka back on along with the socks.

Seriously. Does this fatwa spewing a-hole apply the same rule when Muslim men rape non- Muslim women as is happening in Europe? I guess not.

[QQQQ]

Let's be all Muslim and wear CONDOMS!!!! :-)))

[ItsForTheChildren]

Where?

[cyborg]

oh boy

[ItsForTheChildren]

Almost nekkid ping.

[ColdSteelTalon]

I wear a Cincinnati Reds ball cap and socks (my feet get cold).

[andy58-in-nh]

A Muslim condom:

[brwnsuga]

g$?����g?�ely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage"

Does that make both of my children bastards?

Gosh, whats the point of sex unless it's fun. I think God meant for it to be fun.... hence, the clitoris (whose only purpose is....fun)

[brwnsuga]

a sheet with a single hole in it.

I bet they make and sell these sheets and people may own them for propriety's sake (wedding shower gift) but I bet they seldom get used.

[spunkets]

I don't think the novelty would go over to well here and they'd be dangerous over there where they beat 'em for showing ankle.

[freepatriot32]

Since this edict there have been a flurry of orders for goat and camel blankets

I think the reporter just added the blankets part to that last sentence so as not to expose the sexual preferences of all the men in the region :-)

[Greysard]

F$%k Islam; F$%k Muslims.

The whole point of the article is that it's not trivial any more :-)

[television is just wrong]

I'll keep my hat on thankyou.

[Conservative Goddess]

Thank You for the clarification! The source of my mis-understanding was, well....a bit of a joker.