Posted on 01/10/2006 8:15:41 AM PST by wouldntbprudent
Even when she's perfecting her tan, Sheryl Crow can't get George Bush off her mind.
Last weekend, the folks at Ritz-Carlton hired the Grammy winner to perform at the opening of their 60th hotel, on Grand Cayman. You may recall that Sen. John Kerry blamed the island — where Enron hid its massive debts — for America's tax-evasion problem. Though she campaigned for Kerry, Crow wasn't about to knock her host country, especially since the Ritz-Carlton had treated her to a week of scuba-diving and pina coladas.
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The trouble is this: Most of these entertainment whackjobs think that September 11th, 2001 was a movie...and that all the people who were killed(not "lost" - that means you can't find your way home) was part of the film's plot. I agree with you. It is what US Grant used to call "stay at-home" traitors, when speaking of northerners who openly supported the Confederacy.
But then, all Sheryl wants to do is "have some fun." What a schmuck.
Geez, he dumped his wife for this bimbo?
"Okay, yours is the second reference that has Crow and suck in the same sentence. What's the story?"
I'm guessing that if you look at a picture of Sheryl Crow's mouth and lips, you'd understand.
She's a friggin nit wit.
Either he lost his mind to do this, or he took some really bad drugs or something when he had that cancer. I'm glad for him he beat it, but the dude took some really bad turns since then and is a POS now in my book. His ex helped him immensely in his time of real need, and this was her reward for her love and comfort-Sheryl Crow. Go figure that one out!
Or suck a golf ball thru a 100 ft. garden hose.
Willie Nelson to Jane Fonda: "I'm gona get me a bottle of tequila anda hootchie cootchie girl that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!" (From the movie Electric Horseman)
And yours is the third.
Here, I'll keep it going.
Sheryl Crow sucks.
Thank you.
Even though most of us are in the 21st century, there are still some men who need to be dragged, kicking and screaming into it.
I think it funny that even Time has to admit that President Bush really ought to be POY every year, but they can't give it to him every time.
Even though most of us are in the 21st century, there are still some men who need to be dragged, kicking and screaming into it.
Ain't that the truth....
satire is wasted on some.
Some satire is down right ugly.
Most dead-on description I've heard yet.
C'mon, she's hot (extremely so for her age), talented, and richer than he is. What more could he possibly want?
Pssst, Texans aren't big on that whole keeping the woman in line thing. That's a French thing.
PLEADE FORGIVE MY IGNORANCE, BUT WHO OR WHAT IS A SHERYL CROW?
And the French. That whole "appearences" thing and keeping the little lady in line is big in France. No suprise consider that the men are cowards at the core.
She's a bit petite for the biker thing. I have a hunch that I've been in a lot more biker bars than you have. Personally, I think Crow is extremely hot. It's a pity that more 43 year old American women aren't similarly blessed.
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