Don't worry. That was just an attempt to inject some humor into a thread that had gotten far too contentious, before I went to bed. I always do two things before turning out the light: read the Bible, and laugh about something. I got stuck reading this thread and tried to give myself a giggle before bed.
If I wore boxers, I might even iron them once, just to see what it's like. Ironing breifs might be pointless, but I might give it a try.