I've gotta go with old whale blubber, too. It's my knowledge that in reality he's a two-bit cowardly killer underneath all his high-flown rhetoric that vaults him to the top. The Mass accent doesn't help.
Schumer is second. Listening to that nasal whining self-serving voice makes me feel like my brain is being sawn in half with a rusty jigsaw.
Schumer's voice grates on me too argh! but you win in the painful descriptions, yowch!! LOL
Biden is certainly up there - mr. joe everyman - hey buddy!
Cretins all.