Um this "capitalist idle class parasite" happens to work fifty hour weeks, rarely takes a lunch and doesn't get overtime.
Those "workers" you speak of would swoon if they had to do it. In fact a lot of them do swoon.
"Ah I got a splinter! Workman's comp! Workman's comp! I need a week off!"
Ah I got a splinter! Workman's comp! Workman's comp! I need a week off!"
Don't forget "I'm on my lunch hour"