Oh, here we go: another thousand-post thread. Let me save everybody a lot of time, emotion, and bandwidth by summarizing briefly what the next thousand posts are going to say.
--My ex-wife stole my kids, my money, my truck, my boots, my quarter horse, and my best coonhound. I was a saint. Therefore all American women are bitches.
--We are not.
--No American woman will look at me. I'm going to Ukraine/Russia/Slovakia/Pango-Pango to find a real woman.
--American men suck.
--We do not, it's all your fault, you avaricious sluts.
--Women need to stay home with the kids.
--They can't, taxes are too high.
--My new Guatemalan wife is gorgeous and loves me for my soul.
--She's using you.
--She is not, all foreign women are beautiful, cultured, sexually insatiable, and sweet.
--We've had a perfect marriage for 47 years and my husband still adores me.
--Shut up and stop gloating.
--Stop being so bitter, there are lots of lovely single people out there and if someone doesn't want you it's your fault.
--Here's a great article by Fred Reed on why foreign women are better.
--Fred's right, American women are all bitches.
--Oh, yeah? Well, American men are all bastards and Fred's one too.
--You're a liberal.
--You're a communist.
--Admin Mod: Knock it off.
LOL!!! Your post is too fun!
Beautiful! Post of the day.
Once I got over them just loving me for my body it all seemed so natural .
Well, my Thai GF is all of those... but my Taiwanese ex-wife was a major bitc..
LOL! Nice summary! ;)
guffaw!
Wow...Cliff Notes!
Pure genius!
Forgot the line about "why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free"!
LOL!!!
Brilliant!
Add "Where were women/teachers like that when "I" was a boy!"