LOL----you are a hoot!!
True story: My son, who is the strong, silent type, called me before Chistmas...and I was trying to get him to help me with ideas of what to get him and my DIL...
After several moments of silence, my son (so out of character for him)..says "well, she wants a boob job, but, I don't suppose you have that much money.."
I just burst out laughing...I could NOT beleive he said that to me...and his wife, is just as tiny and beautiful as she can be...and I told him that...
I still haven't figured out if he was serious that she wants one...or if he was joking with me...
ROFLLLLLL!!!!!
That is INCREDIBLE! LOL! joking or not- it is great your son could utter those words to you! LOL!