Don't tell me he crawls after quail too.
>>>>What was so funny? Not the comics, but on John Kerry criticizing....
Isn't that an oxymoron?
Or, at least a moron anyway :P
Doesn't Kerry realize that he cannot become a BIGGER Jerk and a Liar than he already is? He just keeps on trying though.....and it sure is funny. Thanks for the laughs, John "crawl-before-killing" Kerry. What a loser!
I'm glad to hear the Senator doesn't hunt cans. Can't blame him, I didn't like them either.
But for this hunting stuff, he needs help on the clothes. Maybe the natural color girl Gore hired.
The dog's OK, but that second pic, looks like he's ready to do something, in front of everyone, and it's not pulling the trigger.
And no, I didn't pick the giraffe, but it's perfect.
Or go for the animal rights loons. Excuse me, geese
One can't make this stuff up. It is simply too good.
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Excellent post, Something that got me was he said he only owned a souvenir rifle from Vietnam and a shotgun. If you are a billionaire with five estates and claim to be an avid hunter and gun sportsman, don't you have a huge collection of firearms for different purposes, for many guests and skeet shooting for instance, and duplicates kept at your various estates? He said the Vietnam rifle was an assault rifle, a staff member claimed it was a chinese bolt action rifle, that in itself seemed odd since an AK would be more likely. I don't want to offend anyone, but John Kerry may not be totally honest.
A letter to the editor of the local paper last fall called John Kerry "Elmer Fudd" over his "hunting".
“I’ve never hunted in that kind of a preserve. It’s not really my concept of hunting,” Kerry said
No. Kerry does his hunting for purple hearts by getting splinters and hunts for rich heiresses to support him in the style he'd like to become accustomed to.
Deer hunting with a shotgun? That John Kerry must be one bad-ass hunter.
-PJ
The picture of Kerry with the butt of the gun on his bicep instead of his shoulder, that's gonna leave a mark.
Your photo of kerry "hunting" reminded me of a joke I've posted numerous times before on FR, but it's one of my favorites:
Maybe something like this happened to F'n durring his "goose hunt"....(It's an old Buddy Hackett joke...I had to post it again after seeing your pic....)
John Kerry, in dire need of carrying Ohio in his 2004 presidential bid, decided he should go "goose hunting" to maybe shore up the NRA and hunter's votes.
Kerry goes and buys his hunting licence, full camo gear, and brandishing his new shotgun, paused for the pre-hunt photo ops, and then takes off with a few other hunters, and begins his goose quest.
Going quite far off the "beaten path", to remain out of sight of the press incase he comes up "empty" in his "endeavor", Kerry and crew finally see a chance for a goose as a flock finally flies overhead within shotgun range. The rest of Kerry's team hold their fire to give Kerry his chance for a "kill".
Kerry fires twice and misses, but quickly reloads, and his third shot at the flock, hits it's mark and wings one of the geese. The bird does not go down right away, but injuredly glides on a downward path ahead of Kerry's party and lands out of their site near what appears to be a farmers barn and house.
Kerry's party quickly goes to redeem their "prize", and climbing over the farmer's fence that marks his property, see the goose still flapping beside the farmer's barn. Kerry quickly heads to the barn, but is stopped short of retrieving the goose, as he is suddenly met by the farmer who owns the property.
Kerry says to the farmer:"Hello, I'm John Kerry, the Senator from Mass who is running for President. I shot a goose, and it landed by the barn and I was going to retrieve it."
The farmer replies:"Yes, I recognize you Senator, but it seems like you are unfamiliar with the goose hunting rules here in Ohio. If the goose lands on someone elses property, you do not have ownership of the bird, unless you are the winner of the challenge by the owner of the property."
Kerry replies: "I didn't know about the Ohio rule challenge. What is it?"
The farmer replies:"The owner of the property gets to pick the challenge. If you refuse, I get to keep the goose."
Kerry questions the farmer: "Well, it sounds fair, but what is your challenge ?"
The farmer replies: "You and I will have a contest. The contest is, we will take turns accepting a kick to the groin, and the last one standing gets to keep the goose. Agreed?"
Kerry thinks for a moment. He doesn't want to come away from his well publicized "goose hunt" empty handed, and the farmer doesn't look very strong. The war hero Kerry says to the farmer: "Well, it's a strange challenge, but let's go for it !!"
The farmer replies: "Ok Senator, but because I am the property owner, I get to start the challenge."
Kerry agrees. He hands his shotgun to one of the members of his party, and takes an open stance ready to accept the farmer's first attempt.
The farmer approaches Kerry, and gives him such a kick, that Kerry is lifted off his feet, and crumples into a writhing ball of pain. The farmer backs away, waiting to see if Kerry will survive his first kick. Kerry groans in pain, but after a few seconds, with his friends cheering him to get up, rises to his feet.
With Kerry's party cheering him on, Kerry says to the farmer: "Well that was pretty good, but now according to your rules, it's my turn to kick you !!"
The farmer replies: "Aw, you can keep the goose !!"
He prefers wounded Vietnamese children.
