[LurkedLongEnough]

I have first dibs on Michael Moore's skin - when the time comes, of course.

[moog]

I have first dibs on Michael Moore's skin - when the time comes, of course.

Sorry, someone else has it. It will be used to retrofit the Superdome in the event of another major hurricane.

[MikefromOhio]

I have first dibs on Michael Moore's skin - when the time comes, of course.

You could bound the ENTIRE Library of Congress in that much skin!!!!

[Farmer Dean]

Have plans to make a circus tent?

[wagglebee]

I have first dibs on Michael Moore's skin - when the time comes, of course.

Yeah, somewhere at my parents' house I have a set of World Book encyclopedias from when I was a kid, fatass Moore's skin could probably cover them all.

[Roccus]

You're binding an encyclopedia, right?

[JubJub]

Michael Moore's skin will be sold by the yard with an average width of 80 inches.

[elcid1970]

"I have first dibs on Michael Moore's skin."

No you don't! Encyclopedia Britannica does (it'll cover all fourteen volumes)!

[ExpatGator]

Whatcha making, a circus tent?

[dalereed]

"I have first dibs on Michael Moore's skin - when the time comes, of course."

With the current obesity book covers are getting cheaper by the day. Moore's skin won't be a prize within another year.

[rwfromkansas]

You could make 10000 books out of his skin.

[WorkingClassFilth]

"I have first dibs on Michael Moore's skin - when the time comes, of course."

You planning on re-upolstering a couple of sofas?

[mlc9852]

You must have a set of encyclopedias that need to be bound!