Howdy dita.
Joining our grunting circle.
Gams,hams or clams.
I'm right at home. I was born in the Year of the Pig (natural ham).
**SNORT, SNORT**
Watch out for farmers with hatchets!!
Run, piggy, run!
I can't help the ham that I am.
I love to wallow
Don't wanta be Spam
How can they swallow
That stuff from a can.
Thank you, thank you.