[Borges]

If this is considered a great example of pioneering music, then my butt is a new type of wind instrument and I can compose a new "masterpiece" by eating a can of pork and beans.

Eduard Hanslick described Tchaikovsky's Violin Concerto as music that stinks in the ear...

[Clemenza]

"Rite of Spring" is my favorite piece of music. I used to play it to irritate my hip-hop and merengue loving next door neighbors (along with Miles Davis's Dark Magus).