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Federal judge says lawsuit against store is for the birds
St. Louis Post Dispatch ^ | 01/04/2006 | Michael Shaw

Posted on 01/05/2006 5:04:27 PM PST by demsux

The matter of the malevolent robin is no longer a federal case.

U.S. District Judge William D. Stiehl on Tuesday dismissed a Centreville woman's suit alleging that a bird attacked and seriously injured her while she was shopping at Lowe's Home Center in Fairview Heights.

(Excerpt) Read more at stltoday.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Unclassified; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: attack; bird; frivolous; lawsuit; robin; sparrow
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I remember when this incident was first reported.

I love the lawyer's line, "This was no sparrow", upon speculation that the bird was a Robin.

I'm still laughing.

BTW, a moose bit my sister in this same store.

1 posted on 01/05/2006 5:04:29 PM PST by demsux
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To: demsux

Money-grubbing white trash pig.


2 posted on 01/05/2006 5:10:51 PM PST by stinkerpot65
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To: demsux
Was her beeber stuned?
3 posted on 01/05/2006 5:10:55 PM PST by Semi Civil Servant (The Main Stream Media: Al-Qaeda's most effective spy network.)
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To: demsux

How did this get into federal court in the first place? Must have been on diversity...


4 posted on 01/05/2006 5:12:46 PM PST by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: Semi Civil Servant
Was her beeber stuned?

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

5 posted on 01/05/2006 5:13:11 PM PST by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: Semi Civil Servant

Hilarious!! Forward him the posts about stuned beebers!! I actually carry a copy of it in my truck so I can get some new chuckles from it on occasion!! Freepers guys are hilarious!!


6 posted on 01/05/2006 5:14:44 PM PST by libertylass
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To: Gordongekko909
How did this get into federal court in the first place?

It was originally filed in Madison County, IL...THEE Judicial Hellhole of the Mid-West.

7 posted on 01/05/2006 5:15:15 PM PST by demsux
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To: Gordongekko909

you are about to get a FR history lesson.


8 posted on 01/05/2006 5:16:03 PM PST by 537cant be wrong (vampires stole my lunch money !)
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To: Gordongekko909
The original "Stuned Beeber" thread
9 posted on 01/05/2006 5:17:08 PM PST by KarlInOhio (What is the most obscene gesture to a Democrat? An Iraqi voter showing him a stained finger.)
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To: KarlInOhio

Stuned beeber, indeed.


10 posted on 01/05/2006 5:20:57 PM PST by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: demsux
That lawsuit was for the birds
I heard she was going for a poultry sum though.
Her lawyer tried to pullet thru and ran afoul of the judge
11 posted on 01/05/2006 5:22:54 PM PST by clamper1797 (Proud member of the Tonkin Gulf Yacht Club VA-93 aboard the USS Midway CVA-41 1972-1973)
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To: Gordongekko909

"How did this get into federal court in the first place? Must have been on diversity."

Good question. I doubt there was diversity jurisdiction because the complaint only sought 50k- has to be at least 75k to invoke diversity jurisdiction.


12 posted on 01/05/2006 5:30:16 PM PST by Altair333 (We can build a wall on our border with Mexico for 10 billion dollars)
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To: KarlInOhio

Where is al baby nowadays? I hope he didn't get his feelings hurt from all the "ribbing" at his poorly written topic. But I'm tellin' ya'........it is one of the funniest pieces I have ever read on F.R. and I better run to the bathroom now.......hahahahahahahahaha!! Stuned Beebers!!


13 posted on 01/05/2006 5:31:00 PM PST by libertylass
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To: Altair333
The story says she was seeking "more than" $50k... but then that doesn't lead me to believe that she was asking for at least $75k.

But I really can't see how federal law would be invoked in a simple negligence / personal injury case like this one. It would have to be diversity.

14 posted on 01/05/2006 5:34:07 PM PST by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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alleging that a bird attacked and seriously injured her

Did the woman have a big head?

15 posted on 01/05/2006 5:34:41 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Gordongekko909
Was her beeber stuned?

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!


All about stuned beebers...

16 posted on 01/05/2006 5:36:41 PM PST by Semi Civil Servant (The Main Stream Media: Al-Qaeda's most effective spy network.)
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To: Semi Civil Servant

Got it. Thanks!


17 posted on 01/05/2006 5:38:22 PM PST by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: Gordongekko909
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

     I'm glad you asked; I learned from the replies you received. I can sometimes catch satire, but the basis of this one has had me puzzled, too. Satire is so much more fun when one is clued in. (A lesson from having one's beeber stuned is to always use the spell check!)
     Although it wouldn't have helped in this situation, I have found the FreeRepublic Lexicon to be worthy of a bookmark.
18 posted on 01/05/2006 6:09:36 PM PST by Pirate21 (The liberal media are as sheep clearing the path along which they will be led to the slaughter.)
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To: Larry Lucido
Man the way the story read she was a light weight and the Robin must have been the size of a small truck.

Has America come to this? A woman can't defend herself from a POed Robin? 30 years ago she would have been laughed out of the hair salon for telling the story.
19 posted on 01/05/2006 6:16:41 PM PST by PeteB570 (Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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To: demsux
Was it the big bird found in a few scenes of the Brando version of The Island of Dr. Moreau?


20 posted on 01/05/2006 6:20:44 PM PST by Trajan88 (www.bullittclub.com)
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