[MikefromOhio]

American football, basketball and baseball have millions of followers, but they can't match soccer for sheer excitement, says a team of scientists.

Oh yeah. Gotta love those RIVETING 0-0 games where the ball get's bounced around midfield for 90+ minutes..../sarcasm

[Accygirl]

The only time that soccer is watchable is if it is your seven-year-old child's club games. For "exciting" sports, I'll take NFL/ NCAA football and NCAA basketball over World Cup soccer any day.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Caution: Beware the false giant puffball, a.k.a. the poison goalpost fungus, common in grassy fields throughout much of the Earth.

False Giant Puffball (Poison Goalpost Fungus) Note the cracked surface about to erupt, ejecting enough spores to victimize up to 22 people at once!

This mushroom is so deadly, merely inhaling the spores rearranges your brain's neural synapses, making you race endlessly back and forth across a field, stopping occasionally to jump up and down and cheer or curse insanely, never resting until death from exhaustion ensues.

Poisoning is so virulent, relatives of the victim, especially the parents, have been known to succumb as well!