Posted on 01/03/2006 9:20:35 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Displaying a hostility to President Bush and the Iraq war similar to that expressed by Comedy Centrals Jon Stewart, on tonights Late Show David Letterman will go further than Ive ever heard him in revealing his derision for President Bushs decision to launch the Iraq war. I know this thanks to the Big Show Highlight," a two-minute streaming-only RealPlayer preview of tonights program, which is now featured on the Late Shows home page.
In the posted clip, Letterman mockingly tells guest Bill OReilly: "The President himself, less than a month ago said we are there because of a mistake made in intelligence. Well, whose intelligence? It was just somebody just get off a bus and handed it to him?" Letterman demands: Why the Hell are we there to begin with?" When OReilly points out that the British, Russians and Egyptians also presumed Iraq had WMD, Letterman retorts: Well then that makes it all right?" Turning unusually serious, Letterman soon lectures: I'm very concerned about people like yourself who don't have nothing but endless sympathy for a woman like Cindy Sheehan. Honest to Christ. Honest to Christ." That prompts OReilly to contend: No way a terrorist who blows up women and children is going to be called a freedom fighter' on my program." To which Letterman fires back: I have the feeling about 60 percent of what you say is crap. After the show airs in an hour, I will update this item with more from the Letterman/OReilly exchange, including a video clip. (Transcript of RealPlayer excerpt follows.)
It took me a while, but I managed to take down this transcript from the two-minute streaming RealPlayer Big Show Highlight video clip on the Late Show home page:
David Letterman: The President himself, less than a month ago said we are there because of a mistake made in intelligence. Well, whose intelligence? It was just somebody just get off a bus and handed it to him?
Bill OReilly: No.
Letterman: No, it was the intelligence gathered by his administration.
OReilly: By the CIA.
Letterman: Yeah, so why are we there in the first place? I agree to you, with you that we have to support the troops. They are there, they are the best and the brightest of this country. [audience applause] Theres no doubt about that. And I also agree that now were in it its going to take a long, long time. People who expect its going to be solved and wrapped up in a couple of years, unrealistic, its not going to happen. However, however, that does not eliminate the legitimate speculation and concern and questioning of Why the Hell are we there to begin with?
OReilly: If you want to question that, and then re-vamp an intelligence agency thats obviously flawed, the CIA, okay. But remember, MI-6 in Britain said the same thing. Putins people in Russia said the same thing, and so did Mubaraks intelligence agency in Egypt.
Letterman: Well then that makes it all right?
OReilly: No it doesnt make it right.
Letterman: That intelligence agencies across the board makes it alright that were there?
OReilly: It doesnt make it right.
Letterman: See, Im very concerned about people like yourself who dont have nothing but endless sympathy for a woman like Cindy Sheehan. Honest to Christ. [audience applause]
OReilly: No, Im sorry.
Letterman: Honest to Christ.
OReilly: No way. [waits for applause to die down] No way youre going to get me, no way that a terrorist who blows up women and children.
Letterman: Do you have children?
OReilly: Yes I do. I have a son the same age as yours. No way a terrorist who blows up women and children is going to be called a freedom fighter on my program. [mild audience applause]
Letterman: Im not smart enough to debate you point to point on this, but I have the feeling, I have the feeling about 60 percent of what you say is crap. [audience laughter] But I dont know that for a fact. [more audience applause]
After two minutes against Larsen, Letterman would be doing the Gleasonesque homina-homina-hominas, and would try to get Paul Shaffer involved to save a laugh out of it.
I don't get all this crap. Letterman and his ilk are a bunch of idiots. He is another traitor against this country.
There were WND's, they were just transferred to Syria.
Don't be surprised. In the eighties Leno was one the best standups in the business. That's why Carson gave him the job. He's almost certainly a lib, but he doesn't have the inner meanness and pettiness of Letterman.
I did not watch the program. Way past my bedtime. However, what really galls me is no one answers the why are we there question with what do you think would be happening in Afghanistan right now if we never went into Iraq? No one seems to think of this. Imagine, an Iraq w/Saddam still in power and our troops in Afghanistan. There would probably be three to four times more casualties than there are now.
I would agree with that. Leno can be very entertaining at times, and doesn't push his politics quite as much.
I don't care if my mechanic is a Rat, as long as he does a good job fixing my car and doesn't try to indoctrinate me while I wait.
I don't care if an actor is a Rat, as long as they do what they are supposed to do on screen, and don't use their "celebrity" as a bully pulpit for the weak-minded. Tom Hanks is a good example. I love his work, and I know he is a lib, but you won't see him on the same stage as Jeff Spicoli, er...Sean Penn.
OTOH, I think Bill O'Reilly is full of it much of the time, too.
I'm glad to see this exposure of Letterman as a leftwingnut kook.
You're welcome. Here is a more complete transcript:
Bill OReilly: I think that the Iraq thing has been full of unintended consequences and its a vital thing for the country and it's brutal, its absolutely brutal. We should all take it very seriously. This simplistic stuff about hating Bush or he lied and all this stuff, does the country no good at all. We've got to win this thing. You have to win it. And even though it's a screw-up, giant, massive, all right, right now, for everybody's protection, it's best for the world to have a democracy in that country functioning and friendly to the West, is it not?
David Letterman: Yes, absolutely.
OReilly: Okay, so let's stop with the lying and the this and the that and the undermining and let's get him. That is putting us all in danger. So our philosophy is we call it as we see it. Sometimes you agree, sometimes you don't. Robust debate is good. But we believe that the United States, particularly the military, are doing a noble thing, a noble thing. The soldiers and Marines are noble. They're not terrorists. And when people call them that, like Cindy Sheehan called the insurgents 'freedom fighters, we don't like that. It is a vitally important time in American history. And we should all take it very seriously. Be very careful with what we say.
Letterman: Well, and you should be very careful with what you say also. [audience applause]
OReilly: Give me an example.
Letterman: How can you possibly take exception with the motivation and the position of someone like Cindy Sheehan?
OReilly: Because I think shes run by far-left elements in this country. I feel bad for the woman.
Letterman: Have you lost family members in armed conflict?
OReilly: No, I have not.
Letterman: Well, then you can hardly speak for her, can you? [applause]
OReilly: Im not speaking for her. Let me ask you this question.
Letterman, referring back to OReillys examples of a war on Christmas: Lets go back to your little red and green stories.
OReilly: This is important, this is important. Cindy Sheehan lost a son, a professional soldier in Iraq, correct? She has a right to grieve any way she wants, she has a right to say whatever she wants. When she says to the public that the insurgents and terrorists are 'freedom fighters, how do you think, David Letterman, that makes people who lost loved ones, by these people blowing the Hell out of them, how do you think they feel, waht about their feelings, sir?
Letterman: What about, why are we there in the first place? [applause] The President himself, less than a month ago said we are there because of a mistake made in intelligence. Well, whose intelligence? It was just somebody just get off a bus and handed it to him?
Bill OReilly: No.
Letterman: No, it was the intelligence gathered by his administration.
OReilly: By the CIA.
Letterman: Yeah, so why are we there in the first place? I agree to you, with you that we have to support the troops. They are there, they are the best and the brightest of this country. [audience applause] Theres no doubt about that. And I also agree that now were in it its going to take a long, long time. People who expect its going to be solved and wrapped up in a couple of years, unrealistic, its not going to happen. However, however, that does not eliminate the legitimate speculation and concern and questioning of Why the Hell are we there to begin with?
OReilly: If you want to question that, and then revamp an intelligence agency thats obviously flawed, the CIA, okay. But remember, MI-6 in Britain said the same thing. Putins people in Russia said the same thing, and so did Mubaraks intelligence agency in Egypt.
Letterman: Well then that makes it all right?
OReilly: No it doesnt make it right.
Letterman: That intelligence agencies across the board makes it alright that were there?
OReilly: It doesnt make it right.
Letterman: See, Im very concerned about people like yourself who dont have nothing but endless sympathy for a woman like Cindy Sheehan. Honest to Christ. [audience applause]
OReilly: No, Im sorry.
Letterman: Honest to Christ.
OReilly: No way. [waits for applause to die down] No way youre going to get me, no way that a terrorist who blows up women and children.
Letterman: Do you have children?
OReilly: Yes I do. I have a son the same age as yours. No way a terrorist who blows up women and children is going to be called a freedom fighter on my program. [mild audience applause]
Letterman: Im not smart enough to debate you point to point on this, but I have the feeling, I have the feeling about 60 percent of what you say is crap. [audience laughter] But I dont know that for a fact. [more audience applause]
Paul Shafer: 60 percent.
Letterman: 60 percent. I'm just spit-balling here.
OReilly: Listen, I respect your opinion. You should respect mine.
Letterman: Well, ah, I, okay. But I think youre-
OReilly: Our analysis is based on the best evidence we can get.
Letterman: Yeah, but I think theres something, this fair and balanced. I'm not sure that it's, I don't think that you represent an objective viewpoint.
OReilly: Well, youre going to have to give me an example if you're going to make those claims.
Letterman: Well I dont watch your show so that would be impossible.
OReilly: Then why would you come to that conclusion if you don't watch the program?
Letterman: Because of things that Ive read, things that I know.
OReilly: Oh come on, you're going to take things that you've read. You know what say about you? Come on. Watch it for a couple, look, watch it for a half hour. You'll get addicted. You'll be a Factor fan, we'll send you a hat.
Letterman: Youll send me a hat. Well, send Cindy Sheehan a hat
OReilly: Ill be happy to.
Letterman, why don't you be a man and marry the mother of your kid?
David "I'd rather be PC than Funny" Letterman?
Actually Lincoln did serve in the Blackhawk War.
Thanks for the ping.
Haven't watched Letterman in years. Glad to see I haven't missed anything. A patriot he is. NOT!!
Where's Johnny Carson when we need him?
I thought Bill roped him in pretty good and won the debate even in a hostile audience environment. He didn't get booed at least. He really made Dave look stupid in the end.
"Way to treat a GUEST Letterman - stick your pencil in their coffee before they come out, act rude, dismissive and call them a liar. What an A-Hole."
The pencil in the coffee thing really bugs me. He thought about doing it, hedged a bit, and then did it anyway. I wonder what Bill will think of that. It was disgraceful.
Bump for later
I think that is a good point. My problem in general is that such questions are even getting asked after all the evidence and all the years of Saddam Hussien flaunting the world and committing atrocities asking such questions is not even intellectually honest but for those who do it is a political game not anything to do with the truth. It doesn't matter how many of our soldiers or Iraqis die because of their sowing of dischord. It is about them hurting President Bush whether he is right or wrong in hopes that they may ultimately win back power. It is so traitorous and hateful as to be unbelievable that any good American could behave in such a way.
Please don't insult Alan King (although Klein does resemble him). Alan King was a genius.
Im not smart enough to debate you point to point on this, but I have the feeling.
At least Letterman admits he's an idiot....
I don't watch his show. I have no idea who his sponsors are. Could you or anyone else post them. I would like to send them an email. Thanks
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