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Did Rachel Corrie's folks pay a lot for her funeral?
No. The Undertaker charged them a flat rate.
Why did Rachel Corrie hate the Israelis?
Because they drove her up a wall.
Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Rachel Corrie?
Tiger faced a better driver.
What were Rachel Corries last words?
Give me a brake!
Did Rachel Corrie have any money on her when she died?
No. She was flat broke.
Did you hear Rachel was in a small rock band back in her home state?
"The Squishy Chicks"
Rage - 0 , The Machine - 1
Didja hear that Rachel Corrie, upon her death, wanted to be wrapped in the American flag?
She wanted to cremated.
Why did Rachel Corrie wear rumpled clothes to the protest?
She planned on having them pressed later.
Whatever you think of Rachel Corrie, you have to admit she left an impression on the planet.
I guess Rachel Corrie will never be a sex symbol.
She's flat chested.
Did you here about Rachel Corrie's cat-astrophe?
So, did Rachel Corrie help the peace movement get some traction?
How is Rachel Corrie like Patton?
They're both known as "Old blood and guts".
Rachel Corrie isn't dead!
She just dozed off!
Rachel Corrie is a great student.
Yes, she's now a roads scholar.
Did you hear that Rachel Corrie is moving to Flatonia?
Did you hear about Rachel Corrie's new line of pancake makeup?