Bad bet. My plumber doesn't even have to address the issue. He's got plumbing down to a science, and that's what I pay him for. I don't expect him to tell me the earth is 4.5 billion years old and my ancestors were apes either before he fixes the problem. But I guarantee you this: If there were no such thing as intelligent design I would have neither a plumber nor pipes that needed repair.
Sure, sure. Look, I don't expect to get anything out of you, but you should probably begin thinking about another plan of attack - this one's played out. As I think just about anyone with half a brain can see.