Posted on 01/02/2006 4:07:45 PM PST by genefromjersey
Some “ Don’t Worry !” Resolutions
After much thought, and long hours of agonizing soul-searching –
(Oh, all right !)
After roughly 30 milliseconds of meditation, I have decided there are at least seven things I am NOT going to worry about in 2006.
1. UFOs and /or the threat of invasion by Wiolawa’s (Don’t ask !) Lizard People.
2. Whether the reunited lovers of Brokeback Mountain will find true happiness – or experience commitment issues.
3. The looming shadow of Zionist world domination .
4. Whether Janet Jackson will get the opportunity to have another “wardrobe mishap”.
5. Whether the NSA is monitoring this bit of Internet traffic.
6. The health,safety,well-being,and happiness of any Islamic militant, neo-Nazi, Klansman, Communist,or anti-American Copperhead -at large,or in custody.
7. Just about ANYTHING the Media says I should worry about.
Have you made your own “Don’t-worry-be happy !” list up yet ?
It’s much better – and more enjoyable – than those silly “resolutions” !
you forgot Bird Flu.
john kerry admitting he is a liar!!!
Air America surviving.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.