[river rat]

A Kiwi walks into the bedroom of his trailer house carrying a squirming sheep under his arm and says,
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you tell me you have a headache."

His wife takes one look and says, "That's a sheep, you jerk."

The Kiwi looks at his wife and says, "I wasn't talking to you."

Semper Fi

[DieHard the Hunter]

> A Kiwi walks into the bedroom of his trailer house carrying a squirming sheep under his arm and says,

Mate, we don't have a quarrel -- yet. But I find your sense of humor distasteful.

I am as good a friend as any Yank could ask for, DownUnder. Look thru my posts and I defy you to find one -- even one -- that has not been supportive of the United States of America, your Armed Forces, and your President.

Indeed, I have been most respectful and supportive of your Nation. But if your attitude reflects the way Americans actually are, then it is no bloody surprise that you are losing friends worldwide at a rate of knots.

I take deep offense at your post, and request an apology

[BIGLOOK]

Withdraw that, River Rat. I know it's just a joke, but not OK.