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To: Jim Robinson

BTTT.


2,633 posted on 01/07/2006 6:34:46 AM PST by newzjunkey (In 2006: Halt W's illegals' amnesty. Get GOP elected statewide in CA.)
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To: newzjunkey
Money bump.

Maybe the picture posters need to post

BIGGER PICTURES!

on the threads.
2,634 posted on 01/07/2006 7:58:28 AM PST by don-o (Don't be a Freeploader. Do the right thing. Become a Monthly Donor!)
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To: newzjunkey
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started.......the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" and the patients complied by standing up.

After the anthem ...he yelled, "Down Nuts" and they all sat back down in their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they all started booing and cat calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a
hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot
in progress.

Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?"

The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy
walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!!"

2,636 posted on 01/07/2006 8:29:52 AM PST by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
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To: newzjunkey

Thank you, newzjunkey!!


2,663 posted on 01/07/2006 12:34:59 PM PST by Jim Robinson
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