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To: newzjunkey
Money bump.

Maybe the picture posters need to post

BIGGER PICTURES!

on the threads.
2,634 posted on 01/07/2006 7:58:28 AM PST by don-o (Don't be a Freeploader. Do the right thing. Become a Monthly Donor!)
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To: don-o
A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a
complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to
see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him.

"I believe it's your radiator," said the  cow.

The man nearly jumped right out of his city slicker britches! He ran to
the nearest farmhouse and knocked on the door.

"A cow just gave me advice about my car!" he shouted, waving his arms
frantically back toward the field.

The farmer nonchalantly leaned out beyond the door frame to glance down
the field.

"The cow with two big black spots on it?" the farmer asked slowly.

"Yes! Yes! That's the one!" the excited man replied.

"Oh.  Well, that's Ethyl," the farmer said, turning back to the man. "Don't pay any
Attention to her.  She doesn't know anything about cars."

2,635 posted on 01/07/2006 8:29:13 AM PST by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
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