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To: Lady Jag; Fiddlstix; Brad's Gramma
What do you do with a democrat after they die?

You give them an enema and bury them in shoebox

1,815 posted on 01/04/2006 5:18:41 PM PST by apackof2 (You can stand me up at the gates of hell, I'll stand my ground and I won’t back down)
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To: apackof2
Are you sure you don't mean a "match box"?
LOL
Heck...ya probably wouldn't have to remove all the matches........
1,816 posted on 01/04/2006 5:20:58 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: apackof2

*snert*


1,820 posted on 01/04/2006 5:23:58 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (Jesus is STILL the reason, and it's ALWAYS the Season!!!)
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To: apackof2; Fiddlstix; Brad's Gramma
Q: What is the difference between an intelligent liberal and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.


Q: What is the difference between a bleeding heart liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.


Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.


Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.


Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.


Vote Democrat... It's easier than getting a job.


1,831 posted on 01/04/2006 5:43:50 PM PST by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
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