[Lady Jag]

Q: What is the difference between an intelligent liberal and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What is the difference between a bleeding heart liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.


Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.


Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.


Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.


Vote Democrat... It's easier than getting a job.

[Brad’s Gramma]

One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Oh yeah!

[apackof2]

A popular Des Moines Barber shop had a new robotic barber installed.
A fellow came in for a haircut.
As the robot began to cut his hair it asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and said, "This is really cool."

Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it began the haircut, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100."
So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on.
The man thought to himself, Wow, this is really cool."

Later on, a third guy came in to the barbershop. As with the others, the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "70."

The robot then said, "So, I understand you Democrats are really excited about Hillary running for president?"