Too bad she couldn't find that killer rabbit.
Posted on 01/01/2006 10:56:02 AM PST by Sen Jack S. Fogbound
Jimmy Carter's Psychic Connection
Former President Jimmy Carter reveals that he once used a psychic in a trance to do what the United States' satellite surveillance system couldn't - find a downed American plane.
In an interview for GQ magazine excerpted in The Weekly Standard's Scrapbook section, Carter recalls:
"We had a plane go down in the Central African Republic - a twin-engine plane, small plane. And we couldn't find it.
"So we oriented satellites that were going around the earth every 90 minutes to fly over that spot where we thought it might be and take photographs. We couldn't find it.
"So the director of the CIA (Stansfield Turner) came and told me that he had contacted a woman in California that claimed to have supernatural capabilities. And she went into a trance, and she wrote down latitudes and longitudes, and we sent our satellites over that latitude and longitude, and there was the plane."
The Weekly Standard comments: "The Scrapbook figures this woman is probably no longer alive. Otherwise they'd have found bin Laden by now."
I just had this mental image of Bozo Carter and Miss Cleo, and can't stop laughing...
He should have contracted her to search out killer rabbits.
Is Stansfield Turner still alive?
Carter was a bug-eyed lunatic!
Too bad she couldn't find that killer rabbit.
I would like to fertilize his grave.
You and me both! LOL
Funny you said that because I already have a list of those people that I plan to water the flowers on their final resting place.
Sinator Hitlery has scheduled Billy Jeff to have first dibs on the state funeral.
He's probably going to be iced (as soon as Hitlery can get her chubby hands on Craig Livingstone) first and before her run for the White House.
She and her (animal) handlers have visions of her walking behind the riderless horse whilst Billy Jeff is reclined on a caisson on his way to Arlington.
I wonder if there will be as much shock and giggles as when Nancy Reagan revealed she used a psychic?
Probably not.
Or better yet, where our hostages were being imprisoned in Teheran. And the probabilities of a successful rescue mission.
"Jimmy Carter's Psychic Connection"
Uh, I think you spell that p-s-y-c-h-o-t-i-c.
and Carter has the nerve to badmouth GWB?? LOL
Well, this raises all sorts of interesting questions, such as whether he also consulted the psychic before making such, ahem, brilliant moves as giving away the Panama Canal, giving the "malaise" speech, and letting interest rates get over 20%.
Probably not.
Remember much about the beast communing with Eleanor the hideous?
Carter should have called Hillary, she could have contacted Eleonor Roosevelt and gotten the same information.
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