[Richard Kimball]

...I will throw one of my new Timberland boots through my new HDTV screen!

Then hop in the Beemer to go to Starbucks for a double decafe latte with chocolate sprinkles to calm your nerves?

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Sorry, but that was an incredibly yuppie post.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

True, but it was meant tongue-in-cheek. I might have been a yuppie once, but I'm surely not one now.