Male monkeys prefer toy cars, females like dolls

Arizona Daily Star ^ | December 25, 2005

[dirtboy]

Just like human boys and girls, male monkeys like to play with toy cars while female monkeys prefer dolls, a research project has shown.

Yeah, now let's do some serious research. Let's throw money, beer and a remote control into the monkey cage and see what goes down.

[RightWingAtheist]

Nancy Hopkins is hunched over the toilet as we speak. Could someone out there please be a dear, and hold her hair for her?

[RightWingAtheist]

The real test will be to see whether male monkeys appreciate The Three Stooges better than female monkeys.

[Fast Ed97]

Lesbian female monkeys prefer softball to dolls

[Panerai]

Then, do gay male monkeys like to play with dolls, too. Or do they just like to throw feces.

[razorback-bert]

Let us throw money, shoes and clothes in too.

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

What do the gay monkeys like? And how about the monkeys that like cows?

[dirtboy]

The real test will be to see whether male monkeys appreciate The Three Stooges better than female monkeys.

That was proven long, long ago when a monkey taught Moe, Larry and Curly how to use a meat grinder as a machine gun.

[Dark Skies]

Anbd a plastic blow-up monkey girl.

[DOGEY]

Then, do gay male monkeys like to play with dolls, too. Or do they just like to throw feces.

Gay male monkeys prefer to heard sheep.

[MarkeyD]

And wide watch bands too.

[Dark Skies]

What do the gay monkeys like? And how about the monkeys that like cows?

Cheeze and crackers...I think the gay monkeys are all waiting for your answer. And the cows are heading for the hills.

[csvset]

Monkey Love

[apackof2]

Don't need a test to determine that

however some of us females appreciate the the Stooges also

[Doogle]

betcha the screaming,branch pulling,banana throwing,ear picking,water tossing,public self abusing,knotted hair,bowlegged nose diggers vote democratic too.......


Doogle

[mlc9852]

If they have beer and the remote, why would they need money???

[mlc9852]

I'm a female and love the Three Stooges!

[dirtboy]

If they have beer and the remote, why would they need money???

So the male monkeys can give the money to the female monkeys to go shopping, so they can enjoy the beer and the remote in peace.

[mlc9852]

LOL - I hadn't thought of it like that but it makes perfect sense!