Are you kidding Branston Pickle is part of staple British diet.
One of our favourite sandwiches is cheese and pickle and that means cheddar cheese and Branston Pickle, try it it is lovely with fresh soft white bread with a crispy crust.
Alternatively a ploughman's lunch:-
Chunk of Cheddar Cheese
Slice of fresh off the bone ham
Chunk of bread
Pickle onion
Tablespoon Branston Pickle
Oh, I will definitely try that! I have a very nice extra-sharp cheddar on-hand. Perfect! Just need a little ham slice. (I won't give you my opinion of pickled onions/ cocktail onions. Love onions, despise those things. A childhood trauma, I think.)
I'd heard there are BP "freaks" like there are Vegemite "freaks". And I have Weetabix in my pantry, too.
We call that "French bread".
A ploughman's lunch is about the best lunch there is. YUM !