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Brit Jew marries dolphin (British woman marries Israeli dolphin)
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| December 29, 2005
| Joe Kot
Posted on 12/30/2005 6:19:30 AM PST by NYer
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To: NYer
Did they exchange rings?
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posted on
12/30/2005 6:44:28 AM PST
by
tiredoflaundry
(I'll admit it , I'm a Snow Flake !)
To: joesnuffy
What about *her* mom? How does she brag about her new son-in-law? "My son-in-law the doctor, -er uh dolphin..."
62
posted on
12/30/2005 6:44:59 AM PST
by
ladyjane
To: dubyaismypresident
SOON TO BE A COMMON OCCURANCE IN MASSACHUSETTS,BUT LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, IF THE MARRIAGE DOESN'T WORK OUT YOU CAN ALWAYS EAT THE GROOM. (SIC)
63
posted on
12/30/2005 6:45:11 AM PST
by
hondo1951
(i live in happy valley, but i'm not happy)
To: NYer
But if the dolphin didn't break the glass under the chuppah, how could the wedding conclude? ...not to mention the reading of the Talmud translated by the Rabbi into their native tongue,.....I wonder what that sounded like....(rapid series of nasal chirplike squeeks in Morse code???)
64
posted on
12/30/2005 6:45:40 AM PST
by
Cvengr
(<;^))
To: Red Badger
Won't last long, different religions.................the dolphin's not kosher........ Yep, this "marriage" will soon be on the rocks....or should that be on the coral?
To: EveningStar
Ping to #8.
Life imitates South Park yet again.
66
posted on
12/30/2005 6:47:32 AM PST
by
Clemenza
(Smartest words ever written by a Communist: "Show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar")
To: Gumlegs
I think she must've confirmed his circumcision before the wedding.
67
posted on
12/30/2005 6:47:43 AM PST
by
Cvengr
(<;^))
To: Cvengr
I would hope so. The statistics on mixed marriages are not encouraging.
68
posted on
12/30/2005 6:49:23 AM PST
by
Gumlegs
To: billorites
Well, she may have a "whale" of a good time, but I guarantee you, in a couple of weeks she'll be complaining that he doesn't listen and spends too much time with his buddies.
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70
posted on
12/30/2005 6:50:34 AM PST
by
Alouette
(Happy Hanukkah FReepers!)
To: Cvengr
"I wonder if she fell in love on... porpoise."
WOW! TOO MUCH!!
To: UltraKonservativen
To: NYer
This sounds like an Israeli Scrappleface article.
73
posted on
12/30/2005 6:52:11 AM PST
by
Tribune7
To: Owl_Eagle
74
posted on
12/30/2005 6:52:25 AM PST
by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
To: NYer
And it's legal? What is wrong with these people?
75
posted on
12/30/2005 6:55:06 AM PST
by
Jaded
(The truth shall set you free, but lying to yourself turns you French.)
To: Williams
A disintergration, a mockery, and a perversion.
...on top of being unbelievably naive and foolish. Given over to a strong delusion...for that is also exactly what this is dilusional to the point of being insane.
76
posted on
12/30/2005 6:55:19 AM PST
by
Jeff Head
(www.dragonsfuryseries.com)
To: NYer
"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father."
Out of the mouths of babes BUMP!!
To: cjshapi
Consumating that marriage is going to be interesting.
78
posted on
12/30/2005 6:56:06 AM PST
by
Junior
(Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
To: ken5050
79
posted on
12/30/2005 6:56:41 AM PST
by
Tribune7
To: LdSentinal
80
posted on
12/30/2005 6:56:44 AM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
("We don't need POLITICIANS...we need STATESMEN.")
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