1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
2. You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
3. You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival".
4. You remove your hat and bow your head when anyone prays.
5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play our National Anthem.
6. You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
7. You've never burned an American flag, but would kick someone's BUTT that did.
8. You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
9. You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
10. You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
Hope you don't mind, I liked it.
-Good Work-
I DID, however, write this one, IMPORTANT EMAIL UPDATE, originally as a joke-response to a friend's complaint that my ISP was bouncing back emails he'd sent to me, right after they'd initiated a new spam-filtering routine.
(There's also a link to it near the bottom of the SeadogBytes.com home page as well.)
People are always sending me redneck jokes in my email I savd yours and will send it to them next time.
I liked it, too. Thanks.