Trust me on this one: On your Nationwide tour of strip clubs, the Bronx is one borough you can afford to miss. As a matter of fact, when in the NYC area, stick to Manhatttan. But bring money.
The worst one's I've ever seen were in Reno. The attractive women were few and far between and always monopolized by the guys with wads of twenties that would choke a horse.
I actually had a Russian with a thick accent and dour personality try to talk me into a dance there, with the line "Look. I lock my keys in car. Locksmith in parking lot right now. I need fifty seven dollars. I dance for you." Very appealing.
Owl_Eagle
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"