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For the record, I believe that you are here as a fifth column saboteur to blunt the effect of a very important web site. Nothing is so pernecious as the promulgation of this evolution filth. It has eaten away at the foundations of civilized society through the moral relativism and humanism that is the direct and expected result of such a belief. Abortion, multiculturalism, gay marriage, sex education (even mice can figure that one out), and governmental ursurpation of parental rights are all the legacy of the promotion of evolution.

Your deep paranaoia and your false presumptions about me, and about evolutionary biology, are duly noted.

Any day now, I expect to hear you tell me that I'm involved in the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

Well, I, first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love... Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.... can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.... But I... I do deny them my essence."
--General Ripper