The Wolf in Sheep's clothing..
You obviously have a "non de plume" ( or whatever )
You pose as a creationist in another guise, and encourage their misdirected psuedo-scientific pursuit at discrediting evolution, all the while laughing, silently at their hystrionics.
Indeed, thou art Machiavellian.. ;o)
You wrote: "I donno ... I try so hard to get the creationists to love me ..."
Reply: LOL. Passion is ephemeral, but love of the universe and how we are part of it is enduring. Ours is only a small planet, but be assured that there are those of us who love it. And you.
Some actual quotes from an unlovely point of view: "Members of the secular scientific community take their moral and intellectual purity to attack 'intelligent design'. Vested in white lab coats, they appear as high priests of the god of Reason, they defend their model of intractably theistic [sic] Darwinism… It would be easier to accept the priestly purity of the scientific caste, however, if its members didn't routinely descend from high-mindness [sic]… to promote an atheist world view."
…"The liberal elites are those who hate and fear America. Like termites eating away at the foundations of American Civilization, they feed us on evolution and materialistic philosophy that undermines Christianity."
... "you insist in clinging to the completely disproven religion of evolution (otherwise known as the "I-can-have-any-kind-of-sex-I-want-to" faith.)
You could not make this stuff up!
But Pat; we DO!!!