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1 posted on 12/28/2005 10:08:47 AM PST by kiriath_jearim
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To: kiriath_jearim

Sounds like she has the 'tude fo shizzle.


2 posted on 12/28/2005 10:10:09 AM PST by GaltMeister (“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”)
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3 posted on 12/28/2005 10:15:36 AM PST by Fixit (http://comedian.blogspot.com)
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To: kiriath_jearim
Should have tazered her. That always makes them see the light.
Worked for this sassy wench:

Click on image to see film
4 posted on 12/28/2005 10:16:32 AM PST by Bon mots
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To: kiriath_jearim; dead

Foxy: Stupid judge. Don't you know who I am?
Judge: Uhh..no. Not really.
Courtroom: We don't either.
Foxy: I am a rapper.
Judge: You mean like Kid-N-Play?
Bailiff: Naw Judge, Kid-N-Play a white dude.
Foxy sticks her tongue at the judge
Judge: Bailiff, smack that musicbox and make it play a song for me.


5 posted on 12/28/2005 10:16:51 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: kiriath_jearim

They could have threaded a handcuff through the hole in her tongue!


6 posted on 12/28/2005 10:19:32 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP, ALEX KOZINSKI FOR SCOTUS)
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To: kiriath_jearim
Judge Melissa Jackson told the singer, whose real name is Inga Marchand, she had showed disrespect to the court.

I axed my momma, and she said the proper terminology would be "had shown."

11 posted on 12/28/2005 10:30:05 AM PST by colorcountry (That's what happens when you fall for a pistol. (No, no, I don't mean no gun.))
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To: kiriath_jearim

bttt


17 posted on 12/28/2005 12:00:56 PM PST by bmwcyle (Evolution is a myth -- Libertarians just won't evolve into Conservatives.)
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To: kiriath_jearim
Is this the young, ah, "Lady" in question?

Such a sweet looking girl. Hard to imagine her sticking her toungue out at a judge, isn't it.

20 posted on 12/28/2005 12:47:12 PM PST by Chuckster (Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoset)
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"She has been diagnosed with sudden hearing loss."

Is that a new defense, like temporary insanity?


29 posted on 12/29/2005 8:44:34 AM PST by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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