I prefer "Honkey".
"Honkey is a racial epithet used for white people. It was made popular by a man named George Jefferson in the 1970's. You see, he and his wife wheezy owned a dry-cleanin' business, and moved on up to the East Side to a de-luxe apartment in the sky. They finally got a piece of the pie." -Silky Johnson, 2004 Hater of the Year
Owl_Eagle(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
Hey I know that guy, he ruined my business suit. Never take your dry cleaning to that Jefferson guy.