"Put the word "man" at the end of every sentence."
Or "Dude," at the front, man.
Or "Dude," at the front, man.
I also replace showering with patchouli oil, wear tie-dye and ripped bell-bottoms but no shoes, eat a vegan diet, have no job except making bead jewelry, live with my parents, support Mumia, can never remember what day of the week it is, and drive an old VW van. Did I miss anything?