Too bad he didn't accidently jump in front of a crusier. Now, he'll get 3 hots and a cot for ~10 years before riding the lightning.
That's reserved for cop killers down here in Miami-Dade. Used to be they would try and jump from a patrol car moving at 70mph over a bridge and wouldn't you know it...those durn cars always had defective restraint systems...
Now, he'll get 3 hots and a cot...
Ever see the HBO series OZ? That's pretty accurate. I speak as a former state of Florida parole officer.
before riding the lightning....
Old Sparky is rarely used these days. After an electrocution went wrong some years ago, and an artificial sponge was used instead of the required natural kind the guy got to feel his head and face erupt in flames before the end. So most death row inmates choose the lethal injection.