Impossible. Both had too many teeth, spoke proper Arabic, did not live in a single-wide in a trailer park, were of the same race, and neither was over the required Springer-weight of 300 pounds.
Application denied.
Kenny, cut the "single wide" crap, I live in one, so that my children and grandchildren can do more. Would you feel better if I was one of the people with no teeth, and over 300 pounds, living in one of your urban Massachusets ghettos?
I will tell you one thing, Kenny, I will put my single wide living existence up against anything you have.
This is MY yard, show me yours!
Hell, my kids live in doublewides, maybe the grandkids will live in triplewides, but I don't expect any of them to be able to stomach living in rowhouses, in BAHSTAN!
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