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N.J. Rejects Joke Slogans
The Washington Times ^
| 26 December 2005
| Reuters
Posted on 12/26/2005 8:51:59 AM PST by COBOL2Java
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Comment #41 Removed by Moderator
To: COBOL2Java
In the light of NJ ditching all the joke slogans, I suppose the slogan should be:
New Jersey: "Do we amuse you? Do you think we're here for your F'n amusement?"
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posted on
12/26/2005 10:57:52 AM PST
by
Triggerhippie
(Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. <<<Sarasmom is a F'n lunatic - Beware>>>)
To: zarf
![](http://www.hoganphoto.com/Batsto_Horse_Barn_Winter_.jpg)
Batsto New Jersey - Horse Barn in Winter
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:11:20 AM PST
by
XRdsRev
(New Jersey is the Crossroads of the American Revolution 1775-1783)
To: FrPR
That slogan is incomplete without an image. ;-)
![](http://users.commspeed.net/guzzi/images/crotchgrab2.jpg)
NEW JERSEY:
I GOT YOUR MOTTO RIGHT HERE!
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:19:31 AM PST
by
uglybiker
(Iraqis have purple on their fingers. Liberals have brown on their thumbs.)
To: COBOL2Java
I still like:
"New Jersey: You got a problem with that?"
Jack.
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:19:54 AM PST
by
Jack Deth
(Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
To: COBOL2Java
New Jersey: DON'T fuhgeddaboutit.
46
posted on
12/26/2005 11:21:11 AM PST
by
ikka
To: COBOL2Java
New Jersy: Did We Take A Wrong Turn?
Comment #48 Removed by Moderator
To: COBOL2Java
If those are the five finalists, they should have stuck with the one they had.
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:31:23 AM PST
by
Tall_Texan
(Santa Claus is an illegal alien.)
To: COBOL2Java
Jersey: WTF are you lookin' at?
50
posted on
12/26/2005 11:32:50 AM PST
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: COBOL2Java
"New Jersey: give us enough money, and we'll name a rest stop after you."
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:34:16 AM PST
by
jpl
To: zarf
Why do they call New Jersey the Garden State?Because of the parkway.
To: zarf
Why do they call New Jersey the Garden State
Probably the same reason they call Greenland Greenland.
To: COBOL2Java
From my NJ turnpike experiences...
New Jersey: Come in one end, come out the other, and we keep your wallet.
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:36:36 AM PST
by
Seamoth
To: COBOL2Java; All
New Jersey: Gotham's garbage dump.
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posted on
12/26/2005 11:39:20 AM PST
by
Diplomat
To: COBOL2Java
I grew up in NJ/NY metro area. There's a lot of funny stuff on this thread, and a lot of true. They will pull you over on the Turnpike, and Exit 13 is very stinky. But Jersey is the best of city and country living, a state where you can be, at once, half an hour from the greatest city on earth, and half an hour from horse country, and half an hour from the beach. It has four beautiful seasons, and a great historic heritage, and friendlier people than I've yet found on the other side of the Delaware. Some of it, most of it, is just beautiful. If not for the killer taxes I'd still be there. I had heaps of money living there but the govt kept taking it away. :(
To: Coleus
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posted on
12/26/2005 1:06:53 PM PST
by
Clemenza
(Smartest words ever written by a Communist: "Show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar")
To: COBOL2Java
New Jersey: We Have No Sense of Humor
To: uglybiker
Holy cow I nearly spewed my lunch there, that is so friggin' on target... if that ain't the contest winner, it's fixed!
To: zarf
NJ is in the USA's top 5 in: blueberry, cranberry and eggplant production and I'm sure there is more to the list. The NJ Tomato is, by far, the best in the nation. Not bad for the 3rd smallest state and the only urban state in the USA. 40% of the Garden State is forest and farmland.
Top 5 agriculture commodities, 2004 |
|
Value of receipts thousand $ |
Percent of state total farm receipts |
Percent of US value |
1. Greenhouse/nursery |
368,546 |
42.5 |
2.3 |
2. Horses/mules |
109,000 |
12.6 |
9.4 |
3. Blueberries |
45,630 |
5.3 |
15.4 |
4. Dairy products |
32,308 |
3.7 |
0.1 |
5. Chicken eggs |
28,912 |
3.3 |
0.5 |
|
All commodities |
866,719 |
|
0.4 |
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posted on
12/26/2005 2:09:17 PM PST
by
Coleus
(Roe v. Wade and Endangered Species Act both passed in 1973, Murder Babies/save trees, birds, algae)
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