[Sir Francis Dashwood]

But don't you or anyone else dare breach my parental authority by sticking your nose in where it doesn't belong.

What I teach my children to say is not of your jurisdiction.

What they say to anyone, is their freedom of speech to do so... It is not your authority to silence the truth coming from the mouth of my child...

[demkicker]

Killjoy.

[right wing]

Duh, I wasn't talking about your kids. All kids should be taught to mind their own business when it comes to Santa matters. I was referring to adults. YOU, in particular!