[right wing]

Duh, I wasn't talking about your kids. All kids should be taught to mind their own business when it comes to Santa matters. I was referring to adults. YOU, in particular!

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

All kids should be taught to mind their own business when it comes to Santa matters.

I teach my kids not to back away from falsehood, to confront and defeat it with the truth.

I couldn't really give a rat's rear end about your Santa Clause phantasm or the little elves and fairies, but when my children ask me about Christmas or religion I hand them an old, magnificently gilded Bible from the mid-1800s and let them decide for themselves, because I ultimately cannot choose for them or anyone else.