[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Cereal abuse is NOT a laughing matter. I once had a sliver of Wheaties cruelly shoved under my fingernails by Karl Rove himself, like a bamboo shoot. Then, he dripped milk on my forehead. It wasn't skim milk, either, it was the deadly homogenizedophobic 4% stuff.

Although I'm ashamed to admit it, the agony was such that I eventually cracked. I told everything about Iraqi breakfast foods, including where the Hostess yellowcake Zingers were stashed.

Horrible experience. Still, I'm sorry, everybody.



/s

[Darkwolf377]

Traitorous scum. A lifetime supply of Wheatabix and skim milk for you! ;)

[Old Sarge]

You're WEAK!
WEAK, I SAY!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

It could be worse. What if he'd been a cereal violator?

[writer33]

Cereal abuse is NOT a laughing matter. I once had a sliver of Wheaties cruelly shoved under my fingernails by Karl Rove himself, like a bamboo shoot. Then, he dripped milk on my forehead. It wasn't skim milk, either, it was the deadly homogenizedophobic 4% stuff.

Everyone has their breaking points, BB. We all know that Karl Rove is the devil! I don't think I would've made it as far as the milk. That's just horrible!

:)

[hispanarepublicana]

Cereal abuse is NOT a laughing matter

Well, I granola say that I agree. But, your bran of abuse in the form of bad puns and rye humor is especially oat-iferous.