To: F14 Pilot; Andy from Beaverton; bitt; speedy; NYTexan; writer33; PJ-Comix; MikeinIraq; ...
Cereal abuse is NOT a laughing matter. I once had a sliver of Wheaties cruelly shoved under my fingernails by Karl Rove himself, like a bamboo shoot. Then, he dripped milk on my forehead. It wasn't skim milk, either, it was the deadly homogenizedophobic 4% stuff.
Although I'm ashamed to admit it, the agony was such that I eventually cracked. I told everything about Iraqi breakfast foods, including where the Hostess yellowcake Zingers were stashed.
Horrible experience. Still, I'm sorry, everybody.
/s
7 posted on
12/25/2005 11:41:02 PM PST by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
Traitorous scum. A lifetime supply of Wheatabix and skim milk for you! ;)
8 posted on
12/25/2005 11:42:25 PM PST by
Darkwolf377
(Warning: Adult language, but great Christmas message: http://foamy.libertech.net/noxmas.swf)
To: Blurblogger
You're WEAK!
WEAK, I SAY!!!
10 posted on
12/25/2005 11:58:55 PM PST by
Old Sarge
(In a Hole in the Ground, there Lived a Fobbit...)
To: Blurblogger
It could be worse. What if he'd been a cereal violator?
14 posted on
12/26/2005 12:12:16 AM PST by
Slings and Arrows
(I strongly condemn violence against adulterous gay cannibals.)
To: Blurblogger
Cereal abuse is NOT a laughing matter. I once had a sliver of Wheaties cruelly shoved under my fingernails by Karl Rove himself, like a bamboo shoot. Then, he dripped milk on my forehead. It wasn't skim milk, either, it was the deadly homogenizedophobic 4% stuff.Everyone has their breaking points, BB. We all know that Karl Rove is the devil! I don't think I would've made it as far as the milk. That's just horrible!
:)
22 posted on
12/26/2005 12:27:08 PM PST by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
To: Blurblogger
Cereal abuse is NOT a laughing matter Well, I granola say that I agree. But, your bran of abuse in the form of bad puns and rye humor is especially oat-iferous.
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