You may be protecting your health by not going to theaters. I heard this guy on a radio talk show a year or two ago who calls himself "Dr. Germ." Dr. Germ and his assistant go around the country studying different public places, taking culture samples and such to determine which places are the most hazardous. Anyway, Dr. Germ said the seats in all the movie theaters he tested were tainted with human fecal matter.
I had to pick something up at Walmarts today. It sounded like an ER waiting room. People hacking all over the place.
Must've done his testing after the midnight showing of Brokeback Mountain.
"Dr. Germ said the seats in movie theaters were tainted with human fecal matter"
Well of course, its falling off the screen.