Santa sled fireball
Posted on 12/24/2005 6:45:16 AM PST by Rebelbase
Santa Claus Shot Down by SA-15 Missile over Northern Iran
Santa sled fireball
TEHRAN (Dec 24)-The Iranian News Agency is claiming that the Doshan Tapeh Air Base commander has reported one of it's newly aquired Russian SA-15 anti-aircraft missile defense batteries engaged and shot down the Santa Claus reindeer propelled flying sled over Northern Iran today. The target was tracked on radar for 10 minutes before the order to fire was given by the regional air defense commander
Witnesses report seeing the SA-15 streak skyward erupting in a brilliant flash and then a giant fireball plummeting to the earth. The fireball was captured on film.
The smoldering wreckage was discovered in the mountainous region of Mazandaran Province, just south of the Caspian Sea.
The crash site had been looted by local village children leaving only scraps of colorful paper wraps and ribbon amid a large impact crater.
There were no signs of a survivor. Villagers reported a large pack of wolves carried off the reindeer remains.
A NORAD command spokesperson at Peterson Air Force Base answered "no comment" when asked if Santa had yet to appear on US radar. An unnamed senior radar specialist commented, "In all the years I've been doing this I've never seen Santa fail to show up on radar. I fear something dreadful has happened".
Doshan Tapeh Air Base Commander, Rashaii Albukaala discusses the missile incident on Memri TV.
Get the back up sled and reindeer going!
On Steven, on Fluffy, on Horace, and Chantelle, on Skippy, on Rainbow, on Patches, and on Montel!
It was Roves' fault...he planned this from his super secret room in the White House basement.
On Patches, on Fluffy on Horace and Shantel...
LOL!!
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!
(chortle)
HOWDY HOOOO!!!
:)
I can assure you that we have shot down that intruder...
This is parody at its best.
sniff...good thing I already had most of the kids' presents bought and wrapped. I guess I'll have to set a few aside and change the tags.
To John from Mom Santa
"No there was no explosion here. There was no explosion within a hundred kilobytes of here. I am not worried. And neither should you be."
As humor goes (and I truly hope that this is supposed to be leftist humor), this isn't.
Rooters needs to stick to its area of expertise, lying, manipulating and fabricating the news.
D'Oh! Posted moments apart! LOL!
The Dyslexic Islamofacists strike again. It's *The Great SANTA*, boobs. NOT *SATAN*.
Frankly thats all I need to pull the trigger.........
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