"There was a Lib on WRKO once who tried that experiment on his daughter. He bought her two fire trucks. She called them Mommie Truck and baby Truck."
That reminds me of when I was a wee lad and my family would visit friends who had a daughter; she would insist that I join her while she played with her Barbie dolls. She stopped inisisting that I do so after I made Barbie into a female Israeli commando or a female "hitter" for the mob. For some reason, she didn't appreciate it when Barbie negotiated for Ken's release from Iranian terrorists...before capping them.
Sounds like Combat Barbie. :-)