The majority believes in elves, astrology, ghosts, and UFOs as well. Glad to see you in the majority.
I've come to expect better from you. You must be busy this morning. Have a Merry Christmas.
Public school teacher: "Well, Virginia, there is no scientific basis for that."
Virginia: "Do I get an "F" if I don't believe in Darwin's theory?"
Teacher: "Yes, Virginia, there was a primordial humanoid"