Posthumously yours, Stanley Williams*

Ventura County Star ^ | 12/20/05 | David Howard

[Rabid Dog]

I just couldn't resist. Enjoy!

[Rabid Dog]

Calling all Ventura County channelers! Have you also received a message from "Tookie"?

[Petronski]

[ v o m i t ]

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Dear Arnold Schwarzenegger, I've been dead for a few days now.

"You" can't "be" dead, because there is no more "you" to "be."

[starfish923]

Bwahahaha!
This was very amusing. Thanks for posting it.

[Lizavetta]

Tookie killed.

Tookie got killed.

That's the way the Tookie crumbles.

[daviddennis]

I think he will always be known for founding a major street gang, not making some temporary peace treaty between them.

D

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

My legacy is a series of beautiful children's books and a peace treaty between violent street gangs. What's yours?

- One of the greatest action stars in film history

- Greatest bodybuilder of all time

- Elected Governor in a historic recall

- Made millions of dollars legally, instead of shooting innocent people and getting a measly few hundred dollars illegally

STFU Mr. Howard - there's no comparison. Quit being a tool defending a dirt bag who finally took a dirt nap.

[vetsvette]

I wonder if it's ever occurred to this guy to grieve for any of the 45million+ innocent victims of abortion.

Probably not, they never murdered anybody.

[Paleo Conservative]

Here's a better title.

Up yours Tookie!

[jimbo123]

This article is reason enough to break out a second bottle of bubbly to celebrate the execution of the evil monster formerly known as Tookie.

[trublu]

That's weird. I was just channeling Tookie and he said NOTHING like that. He just muttered something about popping a cap in Arnold's ass. I'll try again --maybe I can get to the bottom of this.

[Darkwolf377]

You're just a ventriloquist's puppet for special interests that couldn't care less about individual lives like mine or those of the at-risk youth I would have continued to help had I lived.

How many "at-risk" youth did Stanley help? Name names, show lists of those he "helped". Let's have it, liberal lurkers.

[reagan_fanatic]

Good Lord, what a vomit-inducing load of clap-trap. This clown need professional help STAT.

[brivette]

He's dead, Jim.

[Darkwolf377]

My legacy is a series of beautiful children's books and a peace treaty between violent street gangs.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Forgive my previous post, I didn't know this was humor!

[pitbully]

Eye for an Eye, Tough Tookie you got what you gave.
You will forgotten except for the fools that followed you. The victims family's will always remember you, but not by their choice.

[opbuzz]

I wore my Happy Tookie Day button!

[trublu]

Ok, I just got back from channeling Tookie again. He couldn't talk much, he was playing bridge with Jesus, Ghandi, and Nobel Peace Prize winner Yassir Arafat. He claims he was misquoted...told me to tell Arnold not to show his face in the afterlife.