[Revolting cat!]

Indeed, shame on us all! Let me be the first to apologize. You are absolutely correct, it's all a lie: it never happened, there is no Continental Airlines, the preacher and his loving spouse were in Monte Carlo at the time, there is no snow in Aspen this time of year! How absurd! The lies those Communists invent! Lord Have Mercy (and please send a generous donation!)

[hispanarepublicana]

*sigh* If only Jimmy had better hearing, he'd have understood that he should give his money to the DEStitute.

[pepperhead]

Yeah I am feeling bad too now. I think I am going to pick up the phone and donate some money to Benny Hinn.

[Petronski]

Can you spare me some of your sackcloth? I have extra ashes if you need them...

[NewLand]

OK, the next time the AP publishes a story that "proves":

Bush lied, people died
We're losing the war in Iraq
Bush lives in a bubble
DeLay conspired
Cheney leaked
Plame was covert
The economy is in the tank
Voters were disenfranchised
Bush was AWOL
Katrina response was racist
Katrina victims were mostly black
Tax cuts are for the rich
GOP destroys social security
Withdrawl really means "redeploy"
etc

We can all count on YOU to believe these stories verbatim, since the AP has no agenda against Conservatives, against Christians, against Republicans, against America. None. Just a figment of our imagination.