Violent, drunken 'Bad Santas' wreak havoc worldwide

Reuters ^ | Dec 20, 2005 | Erik Kirschbaum, Daniel Frykholm, Jeremy Lovell

[Sally'sConcerns]

have him kiss mrs. santa, ride a bike or drink a beer

[PaulaB]

I was thinking of NOT doing

the Wednesday list tomorrow

due to the holidays

but heck...I think I will

just so that we have a hang out place ;)

[EX52D]

LOL...

[Chili Girl]

sick santas...

[TheForceOfOne]

What's the deal, he kept pulling out that clip board. lol

[dfwgator]

Santi-Wrap .....Laraine Newman .....Dan Aykroyd Mall Santa.....John Belushi [ open on Laraine Newman and Dan Aykroyd standing in line to see Santa Claus at the mall ] Laraine Newman: I'm next! Dan Aykroyd: [ laughing ] Are you sure you want to do this? Laraine Newman: Sure! You know, I mean it's crazy, this time of year does something to me, I feel like a little kid! Dan Aykroyd: Make it quick, though - we've got a lot of shopping to do. Laraine Newman: Oh, don't be such a Scrooge. Where's your spirit? [ little girl steps off Santa's lap and heads off ] Mall Santa: Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas, everybody! Laraine Newman: I'll only be a minute. Dan Aykroyd: Sure. [ as Laraine steps up to Santa Claus, she unrolls some toilet paper which she proceeds to place around his lap ] Dan Aykroyd: Hey, wait a minute! What are you doing? Laraine Newman: Relax! I said I'll only be a minute.. Dan Aykroyd: What is this? Laraine Newman: It's for protection. Dan Aykroyd: Toilet tissue?! You mean, you haven't heard of Santi-Wrap? [ holds up red and green colored toilet seat protection sheet ] Sure.. Santi-Wrap - the colorful, decorative and hygienic way to protect yourself from germs carried by the likes of a part-time Santa Claus. Mall Santa: [ drinking from a bottle of alcohol ] Ho ho ho.. Dan Aykroyd: Look, he's so jolly, he's smart, he knows if you've been sleeping - but do you know where he's been sleeping? Laraine Newman: [ sits up with a stir ] Oh, my goodness! Dan Aykroyd: That's just it, Look, Laraine - I love Santa just as much as anybody else, but, December 26th, Noel over here goes back to the Y. Mall Santa: [ drinking from a bottle of alcohol ] Ho ho ho.. Laraine Newman: But won't toilet paper protect me? Dan Aykroyd: Two-ply? Never. Not these germs. Let me show you. [ show image of Santa's bare leg ] Dan Aykroyd: This is a picture of Santa's leg. Seems normal. But look at the same picture magnified under a microscope. [ show circular close-up of tiny little men sitting on a street corner, with little hairs surrounding the lens ] Laraine Newman: Are those Santa's helpers? Dan Aykroyd: Yes, those are Santa's helpers. And they're communicable. Now, will you stop using the two-ply? Laraine Newman: What a fool I've been! [ replaces her toilet paper with one Santi-Wrap sheet and sits ] Okay.. I want a car, and a refigerator, and - Dan Aykroyd: Use Santi-Wrap, and I promise you won't get one tick.. from jolly St. Nick. Mall Santa: [ drinking from a bottle of alcohol ] Ho ho ho.. ho.. ho ho.. [ fade ]

[EX52D]

Hey, I look forward to the Wednesday list...and the Friday list. Staying home for Christmas or travelling?

[EX52D]

LOL...you must be asking him to do something "bad". He's putting your name on the naughty list.

[TheForceOfOne]

[PaulaB]

Staying home..thank goodness

we did Christmas last weekend

at the in laws

due to they have people flying in from China Christmas weekend

Candlelight service this Sat night and cooking on Sun

you?

[EX52D]

My husband and I survived both of our Christmas parties last weekend. Mine was here, his was in Tempe, Arizona. Whew! Friday we are driving to southern California for Christmas. I'm very much looking forward to seeing my parents and grandmother.

[PaulaB]

awesome!!!!

Millee is about to post something nutty..be

ready ;)

[EX52D]

Cool, I need some wakin' up!

[MEG33]

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa051220_wz_santarobber.1ff807f.html
It's a ho-ho-holdup in Arlington

01:32 PM CST on Tuesday, December 20, 2005
From Staff Reports



A man wearing a red Santa jacket and Santa hat robbed an Arlington bank Tuesday morning, police said.

[blackie]

Ba-Da-Bing!

[Velveeta]

Can't argue with that. FOFL.

[ErnBatavia]

Home until after New Year's! Wooohooo!

Mexican food, beer, cats, quiet streets...you pick the order of importance!