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To: Aussie Dasher

I have waited for the last minute many times and have never turned into a diamond or any other mineral for that matter.

I am not quite sure what reaction the average woman would have to wake up o Christmas morning and find her husband is now a big ol' diamond.


22 posted on 12/19/2005 9:18:03 PM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: freedumb2003
I am not quite sure what reaction the average woman would have to wake up o Christmas morning and find her husband is now a big ol' diamond.

That is because he turns into coal first and does not become a diamond for another hundred thousand years or so.
24 posted on 12/19/2005 9:21:25 PM PST by msnimje (Political Correctness -- An OFFENSIVE attempt not to offend.)
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To: freedumb2003

"I am not quite sure what reaction the average woman would have to wake up o Christmas morning and find her husband is now a big ol' diamond."

Don't know either, but you could try turning her grandmother into one.
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25 posted on 12/19/2005 9:23:35 PM PST by Chewbacca (Not all men are fools. The smart ones are still bachelors.)
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To: freedumb2003

I think I remember an old country song whose title was 'I'm Just a Lump of Coal Now, But Someday I'll Be a Diamond'. Keep humming that song to my wife, she aint buying.


35 posted on 12/19/2005 9:51:06 PM PST by Foundahardheadedwoman (I can't spell. As you have no doubt noticed.)
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To: freedumb2003
I have waited for the last minute many times and have never turned into a diamond or any other mineral for that matter.

Imagine poor Mrs. Samsa's distress.

60 posted on 12/20/2005 5:42:22 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim ("We're a meat-based society.")
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