To: Aussie Dasher
I have waited for the last minute many times and have never turned into a diamond or any other mineral for that matter.
I am not quite sure what reaction the average woman would have to wake up o Christmas morning and find her husband is now a big ol' diamond.
22 posted on
12/19/2005 9:18:03 PM PST by
freedumb2003
(American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
To: freedumb2003
I am not quite sure what reaction the average woman would have to wake up o Christmas morning and find her husband is now a big ol' diamond.
That is because he turns into coal first and does not become a diamond for another hundred thousand years or so.
24 posted on
12/19/2005 9:21:25 PM PST by
msnimje
(Political Correctness -- An OFFENSIVE attempt not to offend.)
To: freedumb2003
"I am not quite sure what reaction the average woman would have to wake up o Christmas morning and find her husband is now a big ol' diamond."
Don't know either, but you could try turning her grandmother into one.
http://www.lifegem.com/
25 posted on
12/19/2005 9:23:35 PM PST by
Chewbacca
(Not all men are fools. The smart ones are still bachelors.)
To: freedumb2003
I think I remember an old country song whose title was 'I'm Just a Lump of Coal Now, But Someday I'll Be a Diamond'. Keep humming that song to my wife, she aint buying.
To: freedumb2003
I have waited for the last minute many times and have never turned into a diamond or any other mineral for that matter. Imagine poor Mrs. Samsa's distress.
60 posted on
12/20/2005 5:42:22 AM PST by
Tijeras_Slim
("We're a meat-based society.")
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