All right. That does it! I'M the Mehdi!
Be careful ;-)
http://www.goharshahi.com/urdu/latestnews/2005/dec/20/index.htm
"False claimant of Prophet-hood is an infidel, similarly one who falsely claims to be Imam Mehdi is an infidel too. There can be no more prophets as Prophet-hood has ended. Advent of Imam Mehdi has taken place, henceforth anyone claiming to be Imam Mehdi is an impostor. False claimant of Imam Mehdi is a global Culprit. Imam Mehdi is for the whole Universe. One who falsely claim to be Imam Mehdi, he deceives the whole humanity."