Posted on 12/19/2005 8:46:40 AM PST by beaversmom
Awesome!!!! or "Have it Your Way"
Give him the vegan MREs.
How I miss the good old days where they would have just thrown this dweeb into th hole for 30 days on bread and water.
I would ask for a steak every night...New York Strip...medium rare please....and not served to soon after my salad...and I like whole wheat bread....if I didn't get it...it must be TORTURE
I bet his nickname in the real world was "Mr. ham and cheese on rye." but likes to stick it to "the Man".
"It is not necessary that Mr. Marshall lose...just because he is not a member of an accepted religion," Guidry wrote.
Got that right -- Mr. Marshall is a member of an UNACCEPTABLE religion which believes the works of Mankind are an evil imposed upon guiltless Mother Gaia, and therefore punishable at will by Marshall and his co-religionists. Make him eat hot dogs and moon pies...two of humanity's finest creations!
You can bet the ACLU will find a way so this creep can get all the rabit food he wants.
haha very true. That back strap is mine! screw him!
I see that there is a green-bean casserole for the main course. And green bean casserole soup, with a nice green bean casserole tacos as an appetizer...and green bean casserole Flambe for dessert.
"As of Friday, the county was providing 139 special diets for about 10 percent of the total jail population. Religious diets include one kosher, 17 halal.."
Wait a minute! What about the seperation of church and state? Why isn't this considered a gvt establishment of religion?
It sure must be nice to be able to have your cake and eat it too.
"We're a meat-based society."
LOL! I'm sure that line is spoken with some frequency in prison... Right after "Bend over".
Good one!
Your comments remind of the story about two dog owners. One complained about the high cost of dog food. The other responded that he fed his dog turnips, and saved money. The first guy said, "My dog wouldn't eat turnips." The second replied, "Mine wouldn't either....for the first 6 weeks." Give him a choice-- eat or don't. We really don't care.
Bread and water.
Hay folks, were talking jail here, it's not supposed to be a five star resort. It's punishment that's way they are there. Bread and water for those that don't like the daily meals. Amen.
I notice that all these vegans seem to be really young. So I am curious, do any vegans survive to old age on this diet?
Starve, punk. Or eat your styrofoam plate.
How 'bout some nice tree bark? It's all natural and rich in fiber.
Where in the constitution are you guaranteed a religiously prescribed meal if you are incarcerated? Is this in the secret recipe amendments?
In my opinion, everyone in jail should get exactly the same food. If you want to have kosher week or veggie week fine, but the only special cuisine I approve of is the last meal for those about to be executed.
Yeah, he'll get some "stuffing", alright;))
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